Analytics

I'm very excited today. Dedicated readers of both this site and The Dead Chinchilla know that I often refer to the "one reader" that I have. Well, in recent days it has come to my attention that I may have a couple more than that. This is, of course, delightful news. So, like the self-centered, egotistical, narcissist (and self-deprecator!) that I am, I decided I'd love to know exactly everything that I can about these visitors, including their numbers, where they've come from/how they managed to find me (I thought I had found such a good hiding spot. Dang!), and things they might like. Capitalism tells me that these things are important! And when Capitalism speaks, I listen!

How am I going to do all of these things, you ask? Google Analytics.

I don't know much about this tool, but if it turns up anything good (or anything bad!) I promise to let you know. Thanks, as always, for reading! Now I'm going to know everything about you, so that I can be a better friend.

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Whoa, Dudeo.

What do you get when you have three guys with some money, passion, understanding of technology, and TONS of free time? Something badass, that's what.

Hi!

Long time, no see! I hope this makes up for it. IMO, sweetest thing evar [sic].



Maywa Denki
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(Too many links and videos to show here, so I've chosen to embed the video, as well as link to the Maywa Denki website and the BoingBoing post I found this stuff at originally. The rest is up to you!)

Onions, Electrolytes, and Apple

These are three things most households have: an onion, electrolytes, and an Apple iPod.

What do the three have in common? Well, it turns out that the three can work in harmony to give the iPod a battery charge!!! Don't believe me? Watch this (while the narration is boring, what you will witness will more than make up for it):



No more being on the road and realizing, "Shit! I forgot my iPod charger!" Now you can get an iPod charger at any supermarket around the world for only a couple of bucks, and when you're done with it you can cook with it!

iPhone

For all Apple does right, for every new innovation and consumer/user-friendly method they introduce, Apple cannot seem to get the battery thing right. What the hell is their problem?

Check out this article for details.