Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Death of Cinema

Reasons I will never ever see the movie below:

- Hearing Keanu Reeves say "We're the police. We can do whatever the hell we want," may have been the single most terrifying moment of my adult life.

- The Game

- Seeing Forest Whitaker in a role that is clearly so far beneath him that I'm surprised the script reached him at all

- Cedric the Entertainer

- Cedric the Entertainer in a red track suit

- Anyone offering Keanu Reeves money to act

- Keanu Reeves accepting money to act

- Keanu Reeves having enough money for food, from acting

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